John McCain: I don’t shake hands with a black guy

There you can see it: Obama did not want to shake hands with my cunt Cindy.

Can you understand why I don’t like to shake hands with that terrorist friend?

 

John Cleese on my VP Sarah Palin

That gay British cunt is talking bad about my running mate Sarah Palin!

 

My VP Sarah Palin said “No, thanks”

Actually I don’t understand it.
But that’s why I have a VP.

But she’s clear on drilling.

 

John McCain and Sarah Palin: It’s Go(o)d to Have Powerful Friends!

 

John McCain: The Lord is with Sarah Palin!

 

John McCain: I disclosed a terror camp!

As a POW and elite soldier in a secret operation I disclosed an islamist terror camp near the Iraq-Pakistan border.

Since George W. is just a poor civilian loser who can’t find Osama Bin Laden I took the initiative: Camouflaged as one of them I made secret videos of those terrorists.
Watch them here.

 

John McCain: I am brave and I never ever lie!

That son of a communist bitch got me on the wrong foot!

I hate those communist TV-stations! Why are they always questioning?

 

John McCain’s fans: Obama is a terrorist!

My people know it.

Average American people.

 

John McCain: My best friends!

That One is a terrorist friend: When Obama was already some 8 years old William Ayers bombed his way thru our beloved country.

And now That One claims my friends members of hate groups or The Religious Right. But that’s not just true.
They are decent American citizens who fought for constitutional citizen’s rights and against communist bastards.

 

John McCain starring in: The Keating 5

All just lies.
It was different.
I can explain that.