My fellow American patriot citizens,
whether Obama’s grandmother died or not: don’t forget that his aunt was an illegal alien and that he tried to bring his whole Kenyan tribe illegally into the USA to outnumber us and get elected illegally. Who knows if his grandmother was not an alien, too.
Tonight I will be declared president elect. I thank all Americans who voted for me. Those who did not will regret it.
Those who did not yet vote for me shall not forget that it’s called The White House.
After my inauguration I will send that black Obama guy to his Muslim friends to Guantanamo and finish Iraq AND Iran. And I will raise taxes only on those Americans who voted against me.
Our black citizens will get the place in our society that they fit in. I promise to all Americans that I will bring back the good old times until 2016. After my second term Sarah Palin will be ready to serve you for the years after.
Watch my victory speech tonight on TV.

November 5, 2008 at 10:05 am
Better luck next time Mr Mccain, though you may not get this opportunity again!
November 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Next time Sarah Palin will become president, you cunt.
November 8, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Ooookay McCain, I saw that comment on the sarah palin rap and that was rude. Sarah obviously ENJOYED it by the way she smiled on SNL. How dare u say that.
November 9, 2008 at 10:29 am
Shut up, you cunt.
Because I was defeated unfair everybody seems to think they could piss on me. I tell you: Sarah Palin will be president in 2012. She’ll do what I would’ve done to you.
December 14, 2008 at 9:45 pm
I dont know why you refuse to accept that a blackman is going to sleep & lord in a White House, shun out orders & provide security for the whitemen & women for four uninterrupted years, even more!